BORN IN
THE JUNGLE
It is in the heart of the Jungle, a slightly autistic niche online community attempting to make the world's first digital country, that everything started for Honk Supply in 2023.
Honk Supply, as the embodiment of free speech and fun, introduces an innovative approach to the world of entertainment through Clowns. Clowns represent the birthplace of implicit on-chain value and is one of the centres for autistic high-achieving cartoons. As an awe-inspiring NFT collection nestled with deep roots to the financial world, clowns create an opportunity for elevated living.
Extraordinary marvels of absurdity, produced in limited quantities, Honk Supply projects are designed specifically for those with a true appreciation of trolling.
A NEW ERA IN ENTERTAINMENT
TROLLING AS A SERVICE
The Clownmask NFTs, the first digital asset ever to bear the adaptive trolling ability, literally and figuratively launched the transition to secured on-chain memes: the year was 2021, and Goldman Sachs (Hashmask #8455) marked the beginning of a new era in online entertainment. Today, the collection’s more than one hundred clown banks point resolutely towards the future of France, whilst holding steadfast to the time-honoured traditions of high-end finance.
Like that iconic Clownmask, the Hashmaks #8455, Honk Supply’s success is a product of three crucial elements: the use of leading edge cryptographically secured technology, a strong autistic and creative dimension, and experiences designed to be highly enticing and easy to join, yet also highly [redacted]. Each troll is meticulously planned and coordinated by turbos, reflecting the very best of BowTied culture.
To this very day, the artistic nature of trolling combined with the visionary impact for society, has served as inspiration for cartoons.
Honk Supply has one foot in the 16th century—because we are faithful to the Renaissance's ambiance of creativity and achievement, with the gathering of this generation's sovereign individuals—and the other foot in the 21st century.
PIONEERS OF CLOWN SPIRIT
THE FOUNDERS
BowTiedPinto (HM #15153) and BowTiedPingu (HM #13298), two [redacted] and ambitious jokers, established a companionship in 2022 in their home country of the United States of Asia. Believing in the power of decentralized human coordination and following their insane clown addictions, they set on crafting unique experiences to reunite the trolls within the Jungle at a time when Clownmask trolling was looming with the fadeaway of the Hashmask brand.
From the very inception of the brand, Honk Supply endeavored to create memorable and incredible experiences for cartoons around the world, always with the goal of creating an dedicated community that was both loyal and authentic.
The brand has validated the proof of concept for global human coordination in the application, use and design of memes that have vastly extended the universe of art knowledge and invention.
AN ICONIC VISUAL IDENTITY
THE CLOWNS
A DISTINGUISHED CREATION
The creation of a timeless troll demands a balancing act between maximizing participants, the physical connectivity of the interactions and its subtle humor, however, the anon’s enjoyment is equally essential.
This was at the original Clownmask NFT named by BowTiedBull at the brand’s beginning. Regardless of whether a particular clown is a doodle or book, its mask ensures its belonging with the memes, creating a digital collective inspired by memorable laughs and good vibes.
THE ESSENCE OF
INDEPEDNENCE
In the hands of the genesis cartoons, Clownmasks are endowed with a undeniable spirit of independence. The BowTieds’ visionary ambition and uncompromising enthusiasm have created infinite paths for Clowns to continue.
"It's not enough for banks to go to zero. We have to laugh at them and crip walk on thier graves."
— BOWTIEDBULL
Chairman of the BowTied Jungle
Trolled by
Cartoons
In 2021, the world of entertainment made the discovery of a new meme.
The Original Clownmask
The first Clownmask NFT is introduced, Goldman Sachs (Hashmask #8445), one of many initial Clownmasks acquired under BowTied direction. This is followed by the naming of Morgan Stanely (Hashmask #7590) and JP Morgan (Hashmask #15191), representing the three most formidable banks within the clown army.
The first set of clown acquisitions creates hours of laughter and unbeknownst inspires the creation of the next gen elite trollers.
Clownhattan
The Clownmasks make their first in-real-life appearance, parading over New York City’s Times Square billboards.
With hours of preparation, thousands of dollars and international flights, cartoons (anonymized by clown masks) complete their first successful meetup. Many of whom will have become quite good companions in the years to come.
BowTied cartoons create a local IQ boost of 500%+. It is revealed that SaaS Capo has very nice hair.
Global Reach
Launch of the decentralized global campaign. Clownmasks continue their digital conquest of bank billboards in Nairobi, Kenya and Bangkok, Thailand.Â
Standard Chartered allows a “Banks are Zeros” advertisement to run for 7 days straight. Incredible. Citi was smarter and promptly took down the clown media….but not before iconic moments were captured.Â
They just can’t keep up with cartoons.
The Infamous Clown Bank Infiltration
Clownmasks make their first appearance into the world of finance. A brave Deutsche analyst (ETHan) questions Moneygram’s Chairman & CFO on their recent “NFT purchase”. And of course they were clueless, an amateur move for prestigious international businessmen.
Wall Street's First Cry Baby
Clowns become a reality for Wall Street as all Citi-inspired clownmasks are delisted from Opensea, apparently they’re “bad for business”. But so is running a private & regulated exchange for decentralized assets.Â
So we wonder why only Citi? Was Opensea also preparing an IPO? All good questions for CFO Brian Robers, who is now unsurprisingly also a clown.
Enter the Pentimenti
The renown artist, Dgen Fren, enshrines Clowns into the highly-regarded Pentimenti Collection with “Les Banques Sont Nulles”. Tis’ a masterpiece depicting the aftermath of the 2028 war, as only 20 clowns remain.
NCT Take Over
Leveraging the power of the Name Changing Token, Clownmasks participate in the Crypto Twitter trolling of Bankless, after their rash display of arrogance.Â
Remember it’s promote or ignore, unless the mission is to troll. The Bankless clown has been designated “not for sale”.
Pride Week NYC
Clownmasks for the first time make an appearance in New York City’s annual Pride Week celebration, empowering the LGBTQ+ community through revolutionary digital assets.Â
It would seem odd that NFT images of clowns associated with banks would be used for the promotion. What did they mean by this?
First Major Zero
Silicon Valley Bank collapses as a result of holding 1.5% yielding Mortgage Back Securities with a ten year duration.Â
A remarkable year for Wall Street as numerous banks collapse, including First Republic and Signature Bank, which result in a widespread but quiet start to theit demise.
First Bulge Bracket Collapse
Credit Suisse becomes the first investment bank in the prestigious bulge bracket to zero out and is subsequently sold to UBS.Â
In the increasing challenge of financial stability, Clownmasks take a moment of silence for all the fallen banks. One less bulge bracket untalented ivy league students can apply to.
QUESTIONS FOR PLATO
Clownmasks
No, Clownmasks were made for trolling and to be enjoyed by all. The whole point is to have fun and do it with your friends!
You can try, but we doubt it. Susan already has Thursday nights reserved for cartoons with 5 clowns and 3 cryptopunks (IYKYK).
Any contribution of creativity and attention generated towards messing with clowns bankers is massive help and we greatly appreciate any support. Welcome to the attention economy.
Degen Island & 2035
Yes, Clownmask owners will be granted Citadel access, as the original Kings of Degen Island. However, as always, there are levels. Few.
Sure, if you want to be the 40-year old getting yelled at by a 60-year old. Don't forget you need to ask permission to spend time with your kids and take vacations. If second year associates cannot even afford a 1 bedroom in Clownhattan 2024, what does tell you anon?
The first step to the official Degen Island entrance process is found at the Ritz Carlton in Dallas. Safe to say we don't worry about an invasion anytime soon. However, we might need to start testing the bunkers sooner than expected if clown bankers use the ole California small boat cheat code.
Miscellaneous
Shipping is complementary on all orders. We currently ship exclusively to the United States, however, a limited quantity of ready-to-ship products will be made available to international clients on a per product basis.
Given the nature of our limited made-to-order products, returns will not be available at this time. Please refer to the SHIPPING POLICY and RETURN POLICY for further information.
It depends on where you are and what stage of the troll process your order is in. Ready-to-ship orders will take 5-7 business days to arrive. Overseas deliveries can take anywhere from 7-16 days. Pre-order will be accompanied by an expected delivery date. Delivery details will be provided in your confirmation email.
